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Sample Jokes in the Book

1.Beauty And The Beast

Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle.

One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it.

Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard!

Then she slapped his face.

Beast: That’s it! I have enough and I’m breaking up with you!

Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I’m gone, let me slap you one more time!

Beast: Slap me again if you dare!

Belle slaps him right away.

Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you.

Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after.

2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase

Artist Merchant asks the job seeker:
"Do you have any experience?"

Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have."

Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?"

Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again."

Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired."

3.I Just Don’t Want To Take The Risk

There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night.
One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died.

The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem."

The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home.

The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I’m sure that you really love her"

The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again."

He continued, "I just don’t want to take the risk..."

4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women

1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want.

2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman.

3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life.

4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death.

5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money.

6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.

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